Here's some exciting medical news from the Chinese government: Smoking is great for your health.
No kidding. Here's just a taste.
Cigarettes, according to China's tobacco authorities, are an excellent way to prevent ulcers.
They also reduce the risk of Parkinson's disease, relieve schizophrenia, boost your brain cells, speed up your thinking, improve your reactions and increase your working efficiency.
And all those warnings about lung cancer? Nonsense.
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"Smoking removes your troubles and worries," says a 37-year-old female magazine editor, quoted approvingly on the website. "Holding a cigarette is like having a walking stick in your hand, giving you support.
"Quitting smoking would bring you misery, shortening your life."
Well there you have it .... smoking removes your troubles and worries .... I guess I would have to agree ... but it does so ...
BY KILLING YOU.
I can only imagine how they deal with all the cancers and other smoking related health effects. I suppose ignoring them is one option ... works for them I guess.
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