Monday, May 16, 2005

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Until further notice all news has been cancelled.

Newsweek issues retraction of true story to appease critics even tho this same kind story has been repeatedly reported for 3 years.

Aaron Brown cancels new to bring us an "Anatomy of Murder" with Aaron? No ... With Sanjay ... where are you Aaron?

Lou Dobbs is bringing us "America's Bright future" ... what about your crappy present

Anderson is answering the question we ALL need to know ... what happens when we dial 911

Pretty face vacuous Paula Zahn is sure to deliver hard hitting news ... ummmm ... not.... especially when the person of the day is Pope John Paul II who has been dead for a month and lets not forget that "star trek is going off the air ....

Larry King the most irrelevant man on TV is interviewing a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON .... Robert Blake. Ugh.

Well that's CNN's lineup ... should I continue or what's the point....War? What war? Memo? What memo? Real news? What real news? There is no news ... nothing happening at all .... nope nuthin .... WAIT!!!!! There was that runaway bride last week ... No wait that was 2 weeks ago .... wasn't it?

IA

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